The Bank Of F.U.

Taking Care of You and Your Cash

We have been making money hand over fist for a long time now. Come and join us, trust us with your money and we promise that we will use it to ensure that the bank and its executives make loads more money for a long time to come.

If you want to make the best choice in banking, trust us. We will advise you which bank will best fit your financial needs.

Of Course We're Political

We are the only bank to support the major political organisations. This does have its advantages, we must admit, but really we are doing our bit to support our system.

All major political organisations receive funding from us almost exclusively. You can bet that we'll always be around!

Find out about the organisations that we sponsor by clicking on the appropriate section below:

Our Core Beliefs

  • We believe we are one of the best banks in the world.

  • We believe that we can do no wrong.

  • We believe that we are the ones keeping civilisation together.

Why Bank With Us?

  • The Kudos - Feel like an elite with our prestige accounts

  • Security - Keeping your money well away from you

  • Investments  - Risking it all for you

  • Loans - Keeping you comfortably in debt

Peace of Mind

Put your financial fears behind you and trust us with your money.

We can offer you:

  • Really big buildings to keep your money in

  • Loans that are risk free to us

  • Treating your money as if it were our own